The Guy Hierarchy
I don’t like my friends… There all either too pretty or just too cool for me. Course I like them but the same still stands, Some of my lad mates are far better looking than me and to be honest far better with girls than me.
Girls and me are like lost friends, Every now and again I’ll see them then they’ll just disappear… I’ll admit I’ve never been amazing with girls and your more likely to realize my shoes untied than you are to realize I’m flirting with you. So here’s my category of boys that you should all be able to relate to:
- The God Of Love Guy - The one all the girls talk about the one that could pick any girl of his choice any day of the week just like Pick n Mix
- The Good With Girls Guy - This guy always has a girlfriend, Usually a long standing one but is also great with other girls too.
- The Flirt Guy - This is the guy that always seems to have the girls fancying them but then nothing ever seems to happen between them.
- The Hard Guy - The guy that goes round kicking the shit out of little kids is adorable? Man, girls are f*cked up!
- The WTF Guy - The guy thats not the best looking but somehow pulls girls and pulls them fast! And it’s like WTF!?
- The Comedian Guy - Laughter is truly the way to a girls heart and this guy defiantly does just that!
- Me - Always talking to girls and having a laugh but never getting anywhere with girls. :/
And there it is… My Hierarchy!
