Facebook and Why You Piss Me Off

Facebook.

When I first joined you were different, All my friends used ‘Bebo’ and only a select ‘out-there’ people were on you. We had such fun times, bitching about people who weren’t on Facebook, sharing photos that mum and dad were never meant to see and having a sparking wall.

Now your not the same person I met on that fateful sign up page, Your full of spammy applications that write all over my precious wall. You change your look like I change underpants and worst of all your common. I can no longer bitch, have a sparkling wall or share photos of myself passed out in a friends kitchen.

Your no longer nothing special, no longer the way forward. Just a hub of chavvy, common, trend following, sheep people.

And most atrocious thing about you… My Dad is On You :(

Tom Webber